BY DAY: A hole plugger, shield bearer and door closer at an obscure skunkwork facility.
BY NIGHT: A were-skunk tentacle goo monster skilled at foreign languages, programming and drawing. aka Miyu Hogosha.
I'm the device for converting tea and bad, barely readable, but miraculously working code into a readable, documented and barely working one.
PS: My name is not related to the language Swift. It is short of Swiftkill.